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Tuesday

An email to OPE's lapsed subscribers

Hi,
This is Malcolm, Kurt's assistant at Other People Exist zine. He doesn't know I'm writing to you. In fact, he'd be mortified to know that I email his subscribers to remind them to renew their subscriptions. He thinks each of you just remembers on your own, without prodding. Isn't that sweet? Let's not let him find out the truth.

Please renew today and help preserve the adorable innocence of a young American cartoonist. Year Six of OPE is, as always, $24 (though larger donations are appreciated). OPE's address is:

XXXX XXnd St
Xxxxxx, XX XXXX3

You can make a difference,

Mal

5 Comments:

Blogger tony said...

Malcolm.The Wide Web World is the perfect place to keep a secret.....

1:56 PM  
Blogger Perpetual Chocoholic said...

Young? Seriously?

5:20 PM  
Blogger Don, American Idle said...

What is Mal's last name? Adroit, Adjusted, or Feasant?

3:41 PM  
Blogger Alan Smithee said...

My check is in the mail, sir.

8:01 AM  
Blogger Trey said...

Yeah, but how's your coffee-making skills? I have a small army of Todd clones that can make an espresso that will lift your scalp in under 30 seconds. Gotta go--my scalp just hopped off my head and skittered under the sofa..............

10:09 AM  

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