An email to OPE's lapsed subscribers
This is Malcolm, Kurt's assistant at Other People Exist zine. He doesn't know I'm writing to you. In fact, he'd be mortified to know that I email his subscribers to remind them to renew their subscriptions. He thinks each of you just remembers on your own, without prodding. Isn't that sweet? Let's not let him find out the truth.
Please renew today and help preserve the adorable innocence of a young American cartoonist. Year Six of OPE is, as always, $24 (though larger donations are appreciated). OPE's address is:
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You can make a difference,